I was trekking through a Blue State a while back, and happened upon some interesting artifacts. I can only assume they were left after some hapless hippie types (like the last post) wanted to get closer to nature.
Of course, I can’t know the exact circumstances, but I’d guess they accomplished their closeness:
They must’ve gone in a group, because nearby there was another:
JUST KIDDING! I was in western Washington, and this is what happens when you park your car overnight.